Context:
This is where I put all the haikus I've written. Most of them are crap and supposed to be humorous. Don't take them seriously. Anyways, enjoy the poetry.
I have a pet worm,
He wanted to get a perm,
But he has no hair.
I get hard sometimes,
usually in the morning,
because of wet dreams.
Twister fucking sucks,
I get foot cramps easily,
I get pinched by toes.
Coconuts are fruits,
which is a little bit odd,
since it's brown and hard.
Birds shit on people,
but when I shit on the birds,
people call me weird.
Please sit on my face,
mmmphhh holy shit I can't breath,
I'm suffocating.
Pineapple junkies,
they love Hawaiian pizza,
sweet yet savory.